CHIUMING.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

as time pass.
we get to know one another better
we understand their behaviour
their limits and their characters.
some even took another step
to the bgr stage.


however, some of us still prefer to stay put
at the friends stage.
yes cost and benefits?
oh well whatever.


to think back how i've treated everyone,
from strangers to friends to 'FRIEND' to family,
i think i did a pretty lousy job overall.
strangers were still okay
coz the fact i dunno them at all.
i didnt really kept alot of close friends
but aj saved me yea? LOL
family was all along problematic
so its always an issue for me to think about la
'FRIEND' was urm.
well i kinda suck at it la
up till now im still blaming myself
for everything that happened
for the good things yay!
but for the bad things forgive me okay!
(tats if u r actually reading this.)


so coming to aj isnt tat bad afterall!
got to know lots more new fun ppl
theres a FUSION of st gabs and a normal sch
so theres fun and laughter
at the same time theres mugging
so theres a pretty good balance la.


wheeeee. thinking mood agn!
thats a really bad thing! LOL
wads more im listening to cheena songs
so yea 'emo-induction' i call it


its a bad day!
cant really conc playing squash
didnt even did ONE SINGLE perfect shot
which normally i could la
and moreover playing with a NON SCH TEAM PLAYER
so shld be easy peasy
but somehow i got defeated badly.
argh.


and pe! LOL today pe was.. indeed tiring!
lousy stamina i have!
but anyway its quite funny coz HE tok about blogging
blogging the things he said and wadever happened la
basically the point tat u cant publich false things
or things he said and u misinterpret it
wadever.
then in my mind i was like
oh pls who would wan to blog ur talk onto their blogs
waste memory space?
waste time?
lol HE is cute. VERY cute.


schools over! tml is a friday!
stll dun hav tat rah rah mood in me!
and tml is aj idol!
and somehow im not looking forward to it!
i dunno y! LOL


its okay. just wait. wait for your turn.
just hang in there a little longer.
have a little faith.




From the WordPerfect Help Desk.


This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless to say, the help desk employee was fired. HOWEVER, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause."


Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee with a caller:


"Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?"


"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."


"What sort of trouble?"


"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."


"Went away?"


"They disappeared."


"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"


"Nothing."


"Nothing?"


"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."


"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"


"How do I tell?"


"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"


"What's a sea-prompt?"


"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"


"There isn't any cursor, I told you, it won't accept anything I type."


"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"


"What's a monitor?"


"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"


"I don't know."


"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"


"Yes, I think so."


"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."


".......Yes, it is."


"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"


"No."


"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."


".......Okay, here it is."


"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."


"I can't reach."


"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"


"No."


"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"


"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark."


"Dark?"


"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."


"Well, turn on the office light then."


"I can't."


"No? Why not?"


"Because there's a power outage."


"A power... A power outage? Ah, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"


"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."


"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."


"Really? Is it that bad?"


"Yes, I'm afraid it is."


"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"


"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."

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